All American Moose

A nice roadside attraction.

Easily the single greatest decision of my life was stopping to see The Moose.

Upon exciting my vehicle I could hear God's heavenly host singing harmonies unattainable by mere humans. As I approached The Moose I realized I was treading on sacred ground, ergo I stopped to take in the majesty of this concrete beast. As I stood there in reverence, it was as if the physical world melted away. I tried to make eye contact but I quickly looked away as feelings of unworthiness promptly washed over me.

I thanked The Moose for granting me this defining moment in my life promising Him to do better and then quickly took my leave.

I will one day return to The Moose and give an account for my deeds before leaving this physical realm and on that day The Moose will look down and say "Well done faithful servant, well done"....

Easily the most patriotic fake Moose in the Upper Peninsula. If that’s the kind of thing you like to see…then this is a must stop.