Valeh Mortezaeian Langeroudi

We had the opportunity to book Los Santos for a birthday party. We choose the bar for the cozy yet lively atmosphere and the always excellent speciality cocktails and drinks. The owner was very friendly and competent and helped a lot in organizing and planning everything. It was a great night and I recommend this bar highly as it is a hidden gem in the Darmstadt Martinsviertel.

I guess some restaurants and bars rely on frozen food but even an Aldi frozen pizza is a better tuna pizza than the one I got served here last Friday. It tasted of disappointment and despair, with you only a vague hint of the fish-like aroma that was probably based on the brown-grey substance that the waiter claimed to be tuna, despite all evidence to the contrary. Accompanying this exquisite dish we ordered a Cuba Libre, that would have come in handy to wash down this sad affair. Now a Cuba Libre is a simple longdrink that I though you could not mess up even without any bartending experience - it's coke, rum, and a few drops of lime juice. I soon -well, soonish because of the 20 min wait time- learned that this was wrong. The yellow concoction I received tasted intensively of some old and forgotten citrus, with only a vague hint of coke, and the barest suggestion of rum. It tasted like a whiskey sour, if you refrained from the whiskey and double down on the sour. It seems Cuba is not as Libre as I thought, at least in this Extrablatt. All The toilettes were broken and they had no alternative for their customers. The staff was quite unhelpful about it, too, even taunting a friend (part of our table) who inquired about the situation.
The place is supposedly tourist friendly and claims to be able to accommodate lager groups. Can't say we were impressed with any of this, though!