Tommy Coogan
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Babylon
Entered Babylon following a rough session in the delightful nightclub Tramline. Intended to order a doner kebab meal, instead received a doner tray 😡.
Bouncer proceeded to force feed me entirety of tray despite constant projectile vomiting. When owner witnessed vomit he engaged in some form of mixed martial arts fighting with my barely conscious corpse, leaving me completely infertile.
As a 37 year old man I expected better service - heard this place was a classy establishment. I can no longer produce children, a disappointing outcome. Despite this, the kebab tray was top quality and I received free contraception.
5/5 stars, will return again soon when I have been discharged from hospital.
Bouncer proceeded to force feed me entirety of tray despite constant projectile vomiting. When owner witnessed vomit he engaged in some form of mixed martial arts fighting with my barely conscious corpse, leaving me completely infertile.
As a 37 year old man I expected better service - heard this place was a classy establishment. I can no longer produce children, a disappointing outcome. Despite this, the kebab tray was top quality and I received free contraception.
5/5 stars, will return again soon when I have been discharged from hospital.