Jørn Pettersen

S-Tier:

Swiss Army Knife Sharpening Service (S.A.K.S.S) - For all your Swiss Army Knife maintenance needs.

A-Tier:
Chocolate Fountain Emporium - A chocolate lover's paradise with a fountain flowing 24/7.

The Cheese Wheel - A shop dedicated entirely to cheese wheels. You can even get a cheese wheel personalized with your name on it!

B-Tier:
The Cuckoo Clock Clinic - Repair and restore your cuckoo clocks to their former glory.

The Swiss Yodeling School - Learn to yodel like a true Swiss person!

C-Tier:
The Fondue Fork Store - Specializing in fondue forks in every shape, size, and color.

The Alpine Horn Emporium - Buy your own alpine horn and become the talk of the town.

D-Tier:
The Swiss Army Socks Shop - Socks with built-in corkscrew, nail file, and toothpick. Perfect for any outdoor enthusiast.

The Cow Bell Emporium - Shop for cow bells in every shape and size imaginable.

Disclaimer: This tier list is meant to be taken in good fun and not intended to offend anyone or any real businesses.